May 2013
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gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
My favorite part about religion is people actually follow a religion that exists because a dead guy wanted to divorce his wife. No magic, no vagueness of ancient records, none of that. Just one dude and a bunch of babes a few centuries ago.
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Shin Megami Tensei fills the hole in my heart left by pokémon being bad.
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Antihuman Assholes Against All Advances →
Some really cool biotechnology hobbyists are attempting to make a breakthrough in applied synthetic biology. Their goal is to create bioluminescent trees to replace street lights. This was already attempted to no avail with tobacco plants. The group crowd-funded via kickstarter and then some total shitheads whined that it’s against nature to play God. Lemme tell you, humans are the closest...
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amphypop:
You ever just have that one insult that sort of singles out all the compliments you ever get
Thanks dad for making me a socially incompetent ass that only ever feels good when I make girls climax—i.e. I feel about as important as any good dildo.
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rnedia:
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
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what’s cooler than being cool?
hypothermia
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I live in the southernmost county of the heart of Dixie, and everyone I know is friendly regardless of with whom one likes to fornicate, the color of their skin, or the presence or absence of a Y-chromosome.
Is this inequality thing regional, or do you all have victim complexes and white knight syndrome?
/southern hospitality
